So drunk its hurt
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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