So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
we should paint friendship bongs
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