Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Terrible idea I love it
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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