when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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