you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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