I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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