I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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