Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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