bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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