mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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