Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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