Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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