I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Someone shattered a urinal.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
