your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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