Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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