? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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