I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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