My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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