bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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