Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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