omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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