We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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