i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we're making bets on your personal life
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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