His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just had sex on a roof
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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