Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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