I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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