ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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