Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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