does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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