I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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