Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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