His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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