I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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