Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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