I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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