Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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