I need help removing her.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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