WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.