everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.