In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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