Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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