But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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