I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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