we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
