It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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