Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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