he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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