Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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