Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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