your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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