im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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