woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
40s are totally the cure
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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