i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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