the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
