Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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