my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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