When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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